Jersey Shore - Season 3, Episode 4

I'm going to list just my general observations and reactions instead of a play-by-play.  The point is for you to read these blogposts and think "Totally, I totally thought the same thing!" and "Yes, that's the exact quote - awesome."  Here we go.

• So on Monday's episode, Snooki gets arrested for "Drunken Indecency."
• I agree with JWoww that at this current moment, Tom needs to be affected by Nicole's arrest situation. HOWEVER, it is evident and obvious that JWoww is using this as her "out" for not calling him last night.  Remember last night? When she was at da club talking to tattooed-dude-with-a-girlfriend?  Yea.
• The police is letting Snooki go, and the entire house piles into a car to come bring her home, basically.
• I don't understand why JWoww is wearing a FREE SNOOKI T-Shirt?
• I think my parents would murder me if I got arrested.  
• JWoww gives Snooki some solid advice about finding the right guy. I felt respect for her.
• No Deena - you're not cool.  "Cabs are here" is NOT your thing.  Find your own thing. Immediately.
• Deena is well-liked by the boys...and likes to make out with girls.
• THAT KID REALLY DOES look like Ronnie!  It's crazy!
• Dean and Deena.  Tuh huh.
• I have to give it to Deena - he's not like, FUGTASTIC.  He's pretty attractive.
• How does Dean know Ronnie?! This is too much.  Then he slips and says "His girlfriend's name is Sam, too." -- and Dean kind of bugs for a second and admits that -- since it is, a pretty cool effin' coincidence.  BUT, that does not take away from the fact that he was knockin' boots with Deena at da club and even came home with her....all while knowingly being filmed.  What a d-bag.  
• This is wilder than a 90210 after-school special.
• I wish that this guy didn't do his eyebrows nicer than mine.
• Cuddle and Snuggle is NEVER what ends up happening.  That's just what you say to get the guy/girl into bed.
• He just WHAT with you last night? I rewinded a few times to try and figure it out -- but something to the effect of him doing everything to her and not vice versa.  I like this chick.
• Does that spray tanning thing Snooki uses go on before or after makeup application? I'm serious.
• Have you ever notice that Pauly D. rarely has an actual drink in his hand?
• Why is this Lauren girl at da club with these two again? Jersey isn't THAT small - there are several bars to go out at in Seaside...how do all these people end up at the same place all the time?
• RonRon REALLY has a point about JWoww being in other people's business but she's all like double-standarding and shite.
• I know this is stating the obvious, but regardless of "nothing happening" sexually with Roger, she is still cheating on Tom.  When you really, truly love someone, there is no break-up for a day bullshit.
• "I dated a girl like that." - Roger, when on a ride while passing an insane person in a straight jacket shaking back and forth.
• "I think Pinot is okay. Pregnant people do it." - Snooki
• JWoww boobs really are phenomenal.
• I think Snookster's Irish man is very good looking....yay for her.
• JWoww is pretending this is all about Nicole, but really - it's just an excuse to hang out with Roger...duh.
• We learn that Snooki has to shit her pants every time she gets excited.
• If that ride didn't make her shit her pants, then I'm not sure why she does it before going out to da clubs.  I mean, seriously.
• "Even though I just met him Nick is like th perfect gorilla juice head for me.  And also, I like, wanna have sex with him already" - Snooki
• Is that "La Famiglia" tattoo on Snooki's back legit?
• "I'm just taking a breather." -JWoww to Tom
• "Roger that" - Pauly D.
• What's up with this show, SKINS?
• JWoww is pretty in a fucked up way.
• OMG THE FUCKING DOGS - How could Tom leave them?!  And her watch and hard drive ad personal files and money???  What is WRONG with him?? You know what JWoww ... these are all just posessions...you are much better off without this douchebag n your life...and the most important thing is that you're healthy ... and so are your puppies.
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