Jersey Shore - Season 3, Episode 6

I'm going to list just my general observations and reactions instead of a play-by-play.  The point is for you to read these blogposts and think "Totally, I totally thought the same thing!" and "Yes, that's the exact quote - awesome."  Here we go.

• Sammi apologies to JWoww, The Situation uses his pajamas as a way to get a girl to come home with him and Nicole is passed out with the dogs; all is good in the world.
• Ronnie is vomiting, Sammi can't take it - and The Situation can't get it in with the pajama girl because of this drama.
• I can't explain it guys, but when I see these guys all fucked up - I also don't feel well. It's like a sympathy pain or something. I literally feel hungover when I watch this show sometimes.
• "Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea" - Sammi, on the way to take Ron to the doctor.
• I would really never let filming take place during a check up of my butthole.  Just an FYI to the future network that produces my talk show.
• "I'm like, doc - c'mon...you can at least buy me dinner. I don't move that fast on the first date." - Ronnie
• Ronnie says that he messed up his asshole because of his drinking.
• "I remember I did it all day once, and the next day I couldn't even move." - Snooki, on masturbation.
• I'm so giddy at Snooki riding through the pharmacy with this tricycle and falling flat on her face.
• You know what - Pauly D. really IS hot.
• "I told him I'm taking his sperm and making babies out of it." - Snooki, about Pauly D.
• In a change of pace, the crew decidedtogo to Karma.
• So there's this girl up on stage dancing and pushing this other girl off to the side - did anyone miss that?
• Deena is like obsessed with this guy Dario - so much so, that she insists on leaving da club to make sure he comes home.
• Snooki brings home Jeff and goes straight to the smush room.
• "It's not Halloween - like, I'm not handing out candy for free.  You need a golden ticket to get into these drawers" - Deena, before she actually let Dario take her golden ticket. Oops.
• Snooki is actually a readlly good time.  She makes Jeff work the pole and it fell over - ha!
• Snooki didn't realize that Jeff had a tongue ring all night.
• Snooki things the water in the ocean is salty because of whale sperm.  "Everybody google it."
• This drama between Jeff and Snooki is lameass.  They got along when they were wasted (duh) in bed, but then when they actually spend the DAY together and start TALKING, Snooki ended up learning that he was "engaged" a while back and all of a sudden thinks he's annoying.  Drunk people are funny.
• I love Pauly D. Officially.
• We've gone half an hour without a fight between Sammi and Ronnie. RECORD!
• JWoww looks like a hot porn star.  Good for her.
• Wow, think - just one bulletpoint above - I was stating there was no fighting between the lovebirds - and now, here we are in the kitchen, listening to them bitch.
• I have to say that Sammi definitely takes the cake with her bad attitude, but Ronnie isn't innocent either.  He has mood swings like a woman on menopause.
• "Hell has to be just like this." - Vinny
• "We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair...who's hair's already straight!" - The Situation
• I bet Mike is all like "Look who's laughing now!" since we were all so hard on him for loosing Sammi to Ronnie in the first season.  
• So anyway, Sammi doesn't go out because of issues with Ron.  Honestly, this relationship is exactly like one I had with an ex."
• "Face down ass up, that's the way I like to have a good time." - Deena
• Pauly is such a great guy, talking to Danielle after all of this has happened.  In fact, he brings her home - and she COMES.  What a loser.
• It's so funny that Pauly D. kept that shirt - AND brought it down this summer.
• Danielle realizes she's back at the house as just another joke for the house.  She leaves and says, "have a great summer" probably in hopes of him saying, "nah, I'll call you" or something. But he doesn't.  TEEHEE.
• Sam and Ron fighting is just getting on my nerves. This is a joke right now.  Sam, he IS OVER YOU and even if he's not for one day, there are certainly underlying issues there that makes you irritate him.  That's not a good thing.  He doesn't need to turn to face you and break up with you - you should just realize that.
• But Ron probably should be a little more considerate of Sammi's feelings, considering he was just crying like a baby about how much he loves her.
• Another episode, another Sam and Ron break up.  
• Jackasses.