February 2, 2011

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

February 2, 2011

Mother Nature needs to get laid.
Took me a minute to realize why Groundhog Day was on 3 different channels

‎"waiting for others to dial-in hold music" is atrocious. Whomever composed it should be hanged, drawn and quartered.

On this Groundhog Day, I'm praying Puxatauney Phil doesn't see six more weeks of Hosni Mubarak...

OMG, you guys: only 25 days until the Oscars! Get ready for another night of bullshit Hollywood people insisting that Gabourey Sidibe looks “stunning” in her dress. #knockitof

I called my gpa to tell him not to leave the house he said, "oh I'm leaving. A day without The Post is a day without sunshine". Then I said be careful and he goes, "oh I'm always careful ur grandma hasn't gotten pregnant in years"

‎"sometimes thinks that Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?".............

I give myself a 1 in 2 chance of slipping today

You know you live in South Amboy when... you're ecstatic that your new apartment is NOT in South Amboy! YAY! Movin to Woodbridge at the end of this month! Go February!

is wondering how many weeks we have left if the groundhog is iced in...?

this winter is as unrelenting as sammi and ronnie's relationship

Breaking news from channels 1,2,5 and 7 ICE IS SLIPPERY. Next up snow is cold and summer is hot

does getting my fat ass to a 9:45 zumba class qualify as an emergency to drive in this weather?

Managed to start a conversation about Star Wars, turn it into a conversation about Star Trek and drive Dave out of the room leaving me to finish the convo with a cat. That is some high quality nerd right there.


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