Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

• Jennifer Caluri
  do wishes come true? If so, I wish I had Kathy Lee Gifford in the celebrity death pool.
• Edward Romaine
  still enjoys a strategically defamed subway poster that involves blacked out teeth and a random news anchor.
• Colleen Krenzer
  Not sure what was my favorite part of today's cycling class - the continuous climb, the pinched nerve or the guy in front of me with elasticly-challenged shorts.
• Brittany Mendenhall
  I will never delete my myspace. It's like a time capsule where I can visit my 21 and under self.
• Jim Shi
  Kate Moss or Kate Middleton: whose wedding dress are you more excited to see?
• Jennifer Caluri
  just saw on the news that Charles Manson had a cell phone in prision, he better not drunk dial me
• JohnBart Skelton
  I'm not gonna lie. I wanna be best friends with Snookie. She's a riot
• Mark Marino
  Dear men of New York wearing "cutesy" knit animal-face hats: STOP IT!! YOU ARE GROWN MEN!!!
• Anthony Crupi
  No, as a matter of fact, alcoholism doesn’t run in my family. It gallops.
• Frank J Castillo
  was so much more productive hundreds of Facebook Status updates ago.
• Aly Walansky
  JetBlue TSA agent said I was cute. As this was post body scan, I shall consider it a qualified assessment.

• Laura Leu

  Upon smelling Adam's burp tonight, I was able to guess what he ate for dinner within two ingredients. Not too shabby, nose!