Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

• Lisa Tucci
  Can not help but laugh at the people who don't know when their prime is over. Especially old overweight people who are in the same industry as younger hotter people that are in a none round shape. Get over yourself....Seriously!
• Anthony Crupi
  Nothing makes more noise than an angry woman putting away silverware.
• Kristen DiVita Sterople
  overheard @ work: 'one of my friends left her kids home alone. she got them taken away by the state! I think because she gave them nyquil first and then went to a bar'
• Tai Page
  I love how everyone at my job has nothing to do but gossip about me... Such is life when you're as fabulous as moi. *flings hair back and sips tea*
• Jennifer Caluri
  fax machine? really...the last time I used a fax machine I fell off my dinosaur
• Christian Flores
  Please say the following in a Spanish accent: Liver alone cheese my sister
• Lindsey Benoit
  Getting up when it is still dark out and people are still celebrating the night before is NO fun. Expecially when you get scared by a rat enjoying a piece of pizza on your stoop.
• Anthony Iozzia
  Now that the weekend is over, I can relax.