My vote for the 2011 Oscar Host? Charlie Sheen! "And the winner - DUH - for best actor in a lead role and a total Vatican Assassin Warlock is..."
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available, because if you try it once, you will die and your children will weep over your exploded body. Too much?" - Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen went for a drug test. They found no blood in his cocaine.
I love it. CBS fires Charlie Sheen, but - DUH, Charlie still WINS, since he will receive millions on syndication vacation. Sit back and collect the dough on Sober Valley Ranch, Charlie! CBS thinks anyone can step into the role of Charlie Harper but there's only one Vatican assassin warlock, my friends
Charlie Sheen has just renamed International Womens Day,it's now called International Goddess Da
How much coke did Charlie Sheen snort??? Enough to kill Two and a half men!!!!
Nice guys finish last.. awesome guys finish on her face-CharlieSheen
How did Charlie Sheen make his millions? Bi - winning.
After all this Charlie Sheen Awesomeness..... Where's Emilo? I was like "Emilo, Emilo....... The Mighty duck man, no where in sight :
Not sure what is higher, food prices, gas, unemployment or Charlie Sheen
part of my morning ritual now involves checking TMZ to see if Charlie SHeen is dead ye
Sky need to do a pay per view 24 hour channel with Charlie Sheen right now
I too party with a bottle of tiger blood on one hand and a machete on the other, why Charlie Sheen and I haven't partied together, still puzzles me
Charlie Sheen appears to be the real life Glen Quagmire...Giggity!
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