Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention
just overheard: "I believe this is for you. its not mines"...holy shit
Happy Birthday Twitter! Fact: Twitter was born on March 21, 2006! May you live longer than the maximum # of characters you allow!
I was trying to come up with a clever status update regarding Louisville's upset loss to Morehead State, but everyone knows Morehead is pretty darn good..
If bartenders were really as bitchy as the women in the Miller Lite commercials, we’d all just drink at home.
Starting today, Facebook will use your photos in ads. Go to Account Settings, FB Ads and choose "No one". (thanks Dae Levine)
I think I need new glasses. Looks like it's snowing outside.
I want to defriend the people who've never gone to one of my comedy shows and anyone who doesn't leave comments, but I can't. The desire to see them grow fat and old is overpowering.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going
I love shoveling snow on the 1st day of spring.
Part of the lessons learned from the recent events in Japan, many Californians are preparing for the next big quake. For example, Charlie Sheen has stored a three-day supply of porn stars and cocaine in the basement of his Malibu mansion...
I should be in a Coke Zero commercial. I love this shit.
Guy Fieri is proof that Ed Hardy has started manufacturing actual human beings.
Is Nene Leakes related to Wikileakes?
eats Top Ramen with chopsticks so that it feels classier
Just emailed my brother, "I'm so street; or haven't you noticed my dangerous curves?" I'll understand if he never speaks to me again
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