I made a really cheesy pun about quesadillas the other day

I really have a lot of thoughts today. I'm not sure if it's really intimidating to see a long posting, but whatever. Deal with it.


Last night I was falling asleep while watching the Olympics (something that became second nature over the past couple weeks.) The sport was volleyball, which I deemed BORRRRING, until I focused in on the commentator. Essentially, he was explaining how it was really rather hot, which wasn't good for the players or the volleyballs. The exact quote, which made me laugh like a schoolgirl was "We have seen some disgruntled balls."


Last weekend, I walked over to the PATH station to wait for my friend Nicole to come into Hoboken from the city and go out on the town. I happened to assume the waiting stance position next to what was apparently "a really awesome motorcycle." I found it really amusing that two different groups of men were more interested in checking out the bike than me (I'm pretty sure I looked hot that night.) One of the guys even whipped out his camera to take a picture of it. I motioned out of the way so that he could get that perfect shot. He then said, "Part of the appeal of this picture was you standing next to it." awwwwwww. BLAH.

Everytime I watch a movie, I intently pay attention for thought-provoking quotes. Last night, I watched A Perfect Stranger and fell in love with three quotes in particular.

WARNING: THESE QUOTES CONTAIN FOUL LANGUAGE

1. Stroke a man's dick, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.

2. Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man who's tired of fucking her.

3. A very famous man once said that sincerity is everything. Once you learn to fake that, the rest is easy.

Finally, I'd like to point out that I think South Park is one of the best-written shows to date.