Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 2

One of these made me spit my iced coffee all over my computer screen. Can you guess which one?

• is warning everyone - she is flying alone to orlando tomorrow with a 1 year old. Rebook your flights now, friends.
• is obviously glad Prohibition was repealed 75 years ago today.
• is making a yule log. And no, that's not a euphemism for taking a festive dump.
• saw a little person this morning.
• just watched a helium SpongeBob balloon float past her 37th floor window
• wants to be the filling in an electric-blanket burrito.
• would marry Sushi if she could and then have tons of sushi babies so she could eat them forever and ever.
• is waiting for the right moment to drop magnum on everybody...
• realized way, way too late he was singing along to Erasure's "Oh L'Amour" on the gym elliptical
• is changing her relationship status to: It's Complicated with Every Guy that I Meet.
• just realized that the URL for Dick's Sporting Goods is NOT Dicks.com.
• was bitten by a fire ant and found out their name really does make sense.
• wants to know if there is a way to accidentally bump a fb scrabble game onto the floor.
• says Don't get even....Get even better...