Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 10

• : yeah, that's right. The Treats Truck lady liked my cookie suggestion so much, she's going to start making them.
• cant stop whistling the first few bars of the horrendous theme song to The City. Someone inter-office me something sharp...
• is, too.
• are not.
• am, too.
• I know you are but what am I?
• ... if at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you.
• is madly in love with Flo, from the Progressive commercials.
• is having a major deja vu. Laura Heywood is having a major deja vu.
• is wondering why, if i work for myself, did i come to the office today.
• says I think you have me confused with someone far less awesome.
• wonders whether the soaking wet sock he has placed on the heater will cause a fire.
• at Saline Beach (a completely nude beach lol). Having a little too much fun here!!! Aaaahhhh!!!
• is in serious pain after doing a triple axel and busting my ass down my icey front steps this morning! technical difficulty = 9.5.
• ...The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.
• is sick of snow, ice, cold, Rush Limbaugh and dental surgery. Updates to this list will occur later, I am sure.
• wishes he had invested in a pair of giloshes, whatever the heck those are.
• is grateful to Carly for cleaning my car. Its nice to have a roommate who appreciates how useless I am.
• thinks pirated porn should not be sold at the laundromat .
• is using tropical beach wallpaper to avoid thinking about the bitter cold and snow outside.
• is on for eight parties in the next seven nights, including multiple Super Bowl. Is that wrong?
• has a functioning Epson printer to give to you for free if you want it.
• [SAME PERSON] took only 11 minutes to find a new home for his printer.
• OMG, Ashton (@aplusk ) & Demi (@mrskutcher) Twitter about watching Idol while they watch Idol. Stars on the internet - they're just like us!
• is not following the yellow brick road anymore..... it doesn't go anywhere.
• paid $1.50 for a Meyer Lemon, ate the whole thing (peel and all), and loved it!
• Got myself some Prada glasses for Valentine's Day. Got my girl a vacuum. Feeling guilty.
• is bored with Idol and I was hoping never to say that.
• was just acquainted with the official Mayor of Crazytown...
• is lotioning her buttcheeks with cocoa butter.
• 's coconuts are frozen. ...take from that what you will...
• fell at work today! :( My knee is bruised, my foot is absolutely killing me, and like 50 Cent- I now walk with a limp...
• is kinda over all of her finance friends complaining about their jobs. I love you all..but if you get fired, you will still probably make more money than me.
• did not realize the power of the Facebook status.
• thinks people put way to much unnecessary information in their status. On a totally unrelated note, I am currently wiping my ass.