Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 11

• ... one of my friends just commented on one of his friends' photos: "nice blouse Dana, I think I know the designer. Is it Reynolds Wrap?" Ouch!!
• enters Miami - and a fog falls over the city. Screw you, Jack Frost, you can't get me here!
• made Zlata's "top Facebook status updates" blog twice in one week. Unlike Blagojevich, I am speechless.
• was just shown magic tricks by David Blaine...not a big deal.
• is wondering what happened to Little Caesar's. Pizza pizza.
• is Smart man + smart woman = romance; Smart man + dumb woman = affair; Dumb man + smart woman = marriage; Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
• It's time someone gives Ashton & Demi the "Welcome to Twitter, now settle down" talk. Over-eagerly abusing new social tech - JUST LIKE US!
• is singing... You're so vain. You probably think this update is about you.
• is Triflin'. Literally...making a Trifle dessert with Mama.
• My hair kinda makes me look like Jo from Facts of Life..and I'm am kinda okay with that...
• is wondering how bad it would be if she pulled a Kramer and tried to return bad fruit...
• uses profanity quite often.
• wants to slap some people she went to high school with and could care less what anyone has to say with about it..
• First you say Joaquin Phoenix isn't really a rapper, and now we find out that Paris Hilton isn't actually dumb. Stop hoaxing us, Internet!
• regrets not ordering the pineapple upside down cake last night. In addition to the chocolate molten cake.
• is packing for the caribbean! String bikini ... CHECK!
• failed women's studies, but stilll loves bitches.
• thanks you for the tag, but won't be participating in "25 things."
• is trying to keep up with the joneses.
• needs a nap and a glass of wine, if that could somehow happen simultaneously that'd be great
• ... some people think I have adult ADD, but they don't unders hey look a purple Lamborghini!!!!
• has a bent quarter from David Blaine! He's uh-may-zing.
• is running with the shadows of the night.
• can't knock the hustle.
• just watched poor wyatt get circumsized : (( poor little guy!!!
• is distrustful of groundhogs
• Wants to jump out of a plane again.
• Has already been on 3 buses and 3 trains and it's only 9am. This is a bit excessive no?
• slept three hours. Welcome back, insomnia--you've been missed!
• thinks the rest of the world needs to take a cue from nyc escalators-walk on the left, stand on the right. It works, people.
• is brought to you by copious amounts of Kleenex.