Two things that are confusing to me:

1. Twitter. I really can't understand it and need someone to walk me through it. Any volunteers? I especially could use some guidance when it comes to the whole "@" thing. This is what is says in the "help" section -- I mean, really?

• What are the Reply@ Settings?
  

  You follow Shelia and Ace. Sheila follows you, Ace and Dutch. You love reading and replying to Ace and Sheila's updates but you don't know Dutch, so you don't want to see Sheila's replies to him. You don't want to stop following Sheila, nor do you want to follow Dutch. What to do?

2. Men who incessantly wear scarves. It's a crazy phenomenon these days. Last night, I got roofied at Marquee- true story - but beforehand, I was keeping a tally of how many men were wearing scarves with their outfits. I was well up to 17 before I felt the effects of the GHB.

K, done.