Here we go:
- I’m only accepting marriage proposals with 3.5 karat rings or bigger. SIZE DOES MATTER.
- I am very very smart...no really like I'm really smart
- I once spent three hours in a small room with a convicted serial killer and cannibal.
- When I first discovered I had been plagiarized, I was totally flattered.
- I think most people are disappointed when they find out I’m not Asian.
- THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING - her name is Laura Leu
- When I applied for a job at Stuff magazine, I had no publishing experience or qualifications, so under the skills section of my resume, I listed “Can put entire fist in mouth.” I got the job.
- I burp all the time and often try to do it as loud as possible.
- By a girl
- Sometimes when I sleep on my back I snore so loud I wake myself up.
- My street name was "Lil Red"
- I once pretended Val Kilmer was my boyfriend.
- I always stay on the phone when telemarketers call bec. I feel bad for them.
- I have still never forgiven Geri Halliwell for leaving the Spice Girls. She dropped out just before I was supposed to see them at Madison Square Garden in 1998. She even dissed me at a CD signing after she went solo. So wrong.
- Is doing this list out of boredom and on vicodin after a root canal, so i might be alittle to truthful.
- I make excellent guacamole, but I don't put cilantro in it because I think cilantro tastes like feet.
- I own about 117 different shades of pink lipglosses.
- Speaking of names, my middle name is Judith. And I have NEVER said my middle name without thinking of Judith Light. From Who's the Boss. Depressing.
- I love to put M&M's in my popcorn at the movies. The mixture of sweet and salty is divine. I also love popcorn in my chocolate icecream.
- I don't like to share dessert. Especially if it's chocolate. Especially ESPECIALLY if it's a molten chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream.
- My bunk burnt down in camp.
- I am addicted to my computer and normally spend about 90% of my day doing something PC-related.
- I do NOT think that ignorance is bliss.
- I was obsessed with Macaulay Culkin for a good part of middle school. I had over 100 posters and pictures of him all over my room and knew random facts about him. I think the only thing I remember now is his birthday.
- I got to fly on the Trump private plane down to Mar-a-Lago. It's pretty cool when Donald Trump is offering you oreos while waiting on the tarmac.
- I married the guy that when I first saw him in 7th grade said to myself, "I'm going to marry that boy someday". I still can't believe we are married sometimes and I still get butterflies.
- Never owned an IPOD
- Got hit by a car while I was on a friends brand new bike in elementary school. I begged him to let me ride it by saying I was the best bike rider ever...
- In the past three years I’ve gained and lost 50 pounds twice.
- I really want to be on "What Not to Wear" and have been bugging Mike about nominating me for years now.
- I have NO verbal filter and always speak my mind. Rarely do people wonder what my opinion is or what I'm thinking
- As a child i sucked my toes and got my foot stuck in my mouth once
- When people call ME and i say Hello and they say Hi, who's this? i want to stab them
- My wife has no clue how much she means to me
Cilantro tastes like soap, but I still like it. And I like to dip french fries in ice cream. And I'm shocked I'm not 300 pounds by now.
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