Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 13

• can't believe a-roid just told the truth (to Peter Gammons) ... he's a juicer, but at least he's honest.
• is trying to rally after being sick all weekend with the girls (puked on 4x thank you) - prepping for big event tomorrow.
• thinks Tiger Woods and fam should move to NYC so his son and my son can be besties ;).
• still has first dibs on Grammy jokes: http://jokesforjimmy.blogspot.com/.
• If my life were like Mike Tyson's Punch Out, this would be the bike training montage after I school Piston Honda.
• would like to confirm that Adrianna Giuliani IS IN A RELATIONSHIP; even if she's too wimpy to change her status.
• dumb, stupid, crazy, dangerous, stinks... in one word would i use dope? NOPE.
• has a minor cold, but will destroy it nonetheless.
• would like thanks the astrologists for her awesome horoscope today. "Its a no-win day, so simply do your best and don't look back."
• Check out ABSOLUT's new advertisement, premiering last night on the Grammys! http://youtube.com/user/ABSOLUTworld.
• interesting fact of the day: The only member of ZZ Top without a beard is Frank Beard.
• uses Vagisil to bringhimself back...
• is amazed that she somehow cut herself on her briefcase.
• wonders if Chris Brown has seen "What's Love Got To Do With It" just too many times...
• is thinking that obama should work on making a three-day weekend mandatory asap.
• kinda liked that Miley/Taylor Swift duet -- minus Miley.
• The most talked about moment of the night came when a nine-months pregnant MIA performed with an all star rap foursome that included: Kanye West, T.I., Jay Z and Lil' Wayne. It's the first time a pregnant woman and 4 black men shared the same stage without Maury Povich present.
• The Grammy Awards: proof that old, white tasteless people think they know music.
• is pretty sure the Grammy's is just karaoke for professional singers.
• needs a nice boy. Assistance required.
• is wondering what kind of moisturizer Sir Paul uses. Not a fine line or wrinkle to be seen
• thinks one of these kids is not like the other. Yes, you, Li'l Wayne.
• CAN NOT BELIEVE MIA RIGHT NOW!
• is MIA, please stop. You're worrying me.
• is jumping on the Sully bandwagon.
• would like to give Stevie Wonder back his sight for a minute so he can see who he agreed to collabo with...
• is wodering, did that Jonas brother just call him "Steve-O"?
• thinks Chris Martin is a douche.
• Award shows owe Twitter some money for making them somehow relevant again.
• is so close to the grammy stage I may do a duet with Pink.
• my friends decided to make fun of me for using twitter today, oh well, they did the same thing with facebook and now they're all on it!
• is just not that into you.
• can always tell when Paula Abdul is on her downers.
• wore a tank top outside today. in your face, winter.
• loves you like a fat kid loves cake.
• wants to make sure you check out the new ABSOLUT TV spot tonight on the Grammys after 10 pm. Let me know what you think
• can't get over the fact Wii Fit said I gained weight since I first started using it last weekend...
• wants to be taken to the park and pushed on the swings.
• just got 76 points with one scrabble word
• is running outside for the first time in '09. That's some change I can believe in.
• wonders: if you have a right buttock and a left buttock and they are called your Buttocks, how come they are not your BUTTS?
• loves that even stylist thinks her hair is permed.
• is thinking a snuggie is just a robe you wear backwards.
• is donating his status to Zlata in an attempt at Facebook status recognition...