Hopefully most of you have off and there will be some really clever updates. Let's see:
- wants to know if anyone bought the "rare rose" facebook gift for $500 and would like to be their friend.
- thinks that right after the NBA slam dunk contest, they should hold a slam dunk reaction contest. Best, "Oh no he di'nt" face goes to..."
- has an injury in a really unfortunate spot...ouch.
- has no intention of getting married in fear that his wife will become FAT.
- had a full fledged arguement with herself about whether or not today is Sunday..... its not.
- is up early, 'cause the early bird gets the worm. Of course, the second mouse gets the cheeese, so ... back to bed shortly.
- Needs to be at the tents iin 4 hours and has not gone to bed yet.
- is frightened by the Octo-Pussy. It's like her eyes are following me from the cover of the Us Weekly on my coffee table...
- hates the IRS.
- 's cell phone is somewhere in charlotte. sigh.
- cant wait to fly into the Grand Canyon.
- is still laughing hysterically at Peter Griffin asking Christian Bale on tonight's Family Guy, "Do you punch your mother with that mouth?"
- is at work at 5am on a national holiday, what kind of bullshit is this.
- is going streaking!!!!!!!!!
- 's friend just asked her if we got into a Delorean last night...rough night, indeed.
- is cooking chicken with 40 cloves and watching the all star game. my girl loves an up tempo game with no D and traditional french cooking. What can I say?
- is laying in bed watching mom & dad redecorate/clean her apt.
- is echoing all his friends and telling you to watch Eastbound and Down tonight on HBO, don't make me kick you in the head.
- and the Sham-Wow guy are off to murder the freecreditreport.com band. Verizon Guy, you are now on notice.
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