Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 23

Monday -- Happy Birthday Week to ME!!!! Here we go:

• thinks she should see Slumdog Millionaire after the Bollywood Academy Awards last night!
• loves lamp.
• 5000 Years of time is spent on Facebook each day, worldwide.
• had nightmares about Sophia Loren eating her face off
• : 24, a reason to look forward to Monday's.
• thinks Travis the Chimp should have been included in the dead-celebrities tribute at the Oscars.
• is so exhausted that he could use a piping-hot cappuccino--poured down his pants.
• is weekstartingoffwithabang...ing?
• thinks Mickey Rourke killed Loki to get sympathy votes. Didn't work.
• : Jai Ho! Busting our best Bollywood moves at 109 right now.
• is wonderin why everyone is watching oscar.... Isn't he a grouch who lives in a garbage can? W.e. I'm going to watch the academy awards.
• just watched LeBron's hot streak in the 3rd quarter of the Bucks game on Friday and words don't do it justice.
• feels distinctly single when she has to change the lightbulb.
• will be wearing fashions by "Target" to the office tomorrow. check her out in US weekly.
• is wondering if Will Smith went a little too much on the Soul Glo hair product. his hair was glistening. epic eric lasalle copy cat.
• says "sank you."
• yes, I had this status update too - but this isn't mine. Clearly, if someone else has this, they have a good sense of humor and deserve to be recognized.
• is domo oregato mr. roboto.
• just turned on the Oscars. If that "musical number" is representative of the drek on this show I will turn it to Rock of Love tout suite.
• because any status message using the word "drek" needs to be posted.
• nice gratuitous cutaway to Brangelina.
• is watching the Oscars in appropriately formal attire. (Re: pink bathrobe and matching fuzzy socks).
• thinks Vanessa Hudgens should be fined a very large penalty for blowing kisses on the red carpet. Does she realize she isn't at the Kids Choice Awards?
• thinks the Oscars is like the Superbowl with sequins.
• Hasn't watched the oscars since 1987 when Jackie Mason was overlooked for best actor in Caddyshack II