Some Status Updates are Worth A Mention - 24

HAPPY FAT TUESDAY....

• thinks Tuesday isn't fat, it's just big boned.
• boom boom boom... let me hear you say wayyyooo!!!
• is legen...wait for it...dary.
• has discovered his great-great-great-great-great grandfather has his own Wikipedia page: http://sn.im/cjh3i.
• It's hard to take a positive step foward when the only bridge you have to walk on, you burned.
• says life sucks when you can't breathe through your nose.
• thinks a sure sign of the recession includes having your boss ask you to contact unemployment & see how much he'd have to pay you if he lets you go :-/.
• learned something new in the elevator today: male menopause is "andropause."
• is makin' cream just like ReddiWhip.
• thinks certain people should get over themselves .reallly.
• is wondering if the butterflies in her stomach are hibernating. Not a good sign.
• has a tax appt next week and hopes my returns get processed before the state runs out of money. Note to other states: don't elect action heros to higher office.
• I love how the trailer for the new season of The Hills starts out with a psychic who tells LC her past - which has aired on TV for years.
• is not liking this economy one bit. I think I will become America's next top model...
• is attempting the unthinkable & giving up fb for lent. see yall in 40.
• has been working on eating the same cup of soup for about two hours.
• doesn't have a status. Except for "unemployed & bored". Ugh.
• is channeling her inner 5 year old. Don't dish it out and not expect to take it in return. Rules of the playground never change.
• is waiting on the world to change.