Some Status Updates Are Worth a Mention - 27

It's a snow day for me -- working from home today. I am actually getting a lot more done at home than I do at work for whatever reason -- Probably Patrick Brady (sike.) Anyway, whilst I await approval on an RSVP document list for our ABSOLUT Mango Launch Party, I'm checking out statuses. Here we go!

• used to like snow days better when i didn't have to shovel.
• thinks mayor bloomberg could really use spanish lessons.
• ... honk if I'm paying your mortgage.
• is not a snow fan or a snow man.
• has straight hair today for the first time since 1997.
• used to like snow a lot more like 10 or 15 years ago.
• is grateful for the Timberlands that have been serving him since 1996.
• Just Joined Facebook.
• is spiteful after bustin my ass on the ice & wants every1 2 stop bitchin about the snow.We get it.
• is trying to find the words that rhyme with vagina and poop.
• 's talkin bout crazy cool medallions.
• just spent 45 mins shoveling her way out of her house! Spring... where for art thou!?
• I hate no new Gossip Girl tonight the way Chuck Bass hates people who disrespect his father's memory.
• knows that life is tough. It's tougher when you are stupid.
• is pretending he is Chuck Norris on his parent's Total Gym Pro!
• has nothing but expletive-filled frustration with science right now.