Some Status Updates Are Worth A Mention - 29

• thinks you all should (shameless plug alert) visit http://ihavezlatathoughts.com. #zlata.
• wants to know if the American Idol producers instruct these kids to say "Well, I had fun up there" when the judges tell them that they sucked.
• hates it when you can't tell which way your socks are inside out.
• just spilled coffee all over her desk. Day, 1. Rachel, 0.
• wants people to buy expensive lighting from her! what recession?
• thinks Idol was booo-ring. Ju'not what I mean?
• Chuck Norris has two speeds... Walk and Kill.
• just ran into Vanilla Ice in her hotel lobby..cooking MC's like a pound of bacon.
• is a day late, but jaw dropped, mutha fahckin floored by "The Bachelor."
• is glad that he's not the Jason that everyone's mad at!
• bought myself flowers, knocking yet another item off the list called "reasons why I would need a man."
• is laying in bed reading his biochemistry textbook. he remembers the days when he used to be told tales about pigs, grandmas and big bad wolves; not eicosanoids.
• always judge a person by the way they treat someone who can be of no possible use to them.
• is annoyed with the job offers she's been getting! Seriously - if you're gonna pay me less than what NJ unemployment pays me, why would I wanna work for you?!
• just came back from a lovely lunch where the waitress spilled iced tea all over the table. Day 2, Rachel 0.