Some Status Updates Are Worth A Mention - 30

• says chocolate chip cookies and bubble gum were invented during the Great Depression. Necessity is the mother of invention.
• Flavia just isn't cutting it this morning...
• is so veddy happy Anoop dog is gettin a 2nd chance!!!
• wants to know why the color of #PresidentObama 's hair is a page one story in #TheNewYorkTimes... http://tinyurl.com/aewhm3.
• doesn't like the word insane...he prefers the term "mentally hilarious."
• is not here at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message, please wait for the beep.....
• thinks Jorge Nunez belongs on a Tela Novela, not American Idol.
• there is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
• thinks the Eagles should follow Rihanna's lead and take back their abusive ex, T.O. Consider my popcorn ready!
• is thrilled to have Tatiana back. Suck it, Idols!
• is blue, dah boo dee dah boo diii....
• slammed her hand in the drawer. Day 3, Rachel 0. Over and out.
• is tired of looking at the big boobs lady in the nip/tuck ads on the train home everyday. Maybe its just the train that's the problem?
• thinks the rain is mother nature's way of giving us an excuse not to wash our cars.
• is marching forth through March Fourth.
• 's desk was taken over by a male blowup doll with a detachable dildo. Just another day at the office.
• has only thought about LOST once today. Oops, that's twice
• was just on the phone with ther Verizon guy for an hour and a half...I think thats longer than I've talked to my husband in the past month.
• was cleaning out my back pack and found a fork, a pickle and a couple of french fries...anyone care to explain???
• is going to ring the bell at Nasdaq.