Some Status Updates Are Worth A Mention - 38

• : screw you changing 92.3 krock to top 40 shit - have to buy xm radio now!
• is off to Ireland to help jolly, ole St. Patrick drive out the snakes...in actuality, she will be consuming large quantities of whiskey.
• often feels like there is a hidden camera watchn her life and an audience laughing somewhere!!!
• blames it on the alcohol...or the 6 OTs that kept me in NYC.
• is the only person in the world who didn't watch Stewart vs Cramer. Tonight, I promise.
• did u realize that President Obama probably signed his stimulus package at th same desk where President Clinton got his package stimulated?
• It's a Friday the 13th right before the Ides of March. Whatever you do, DON'T wear sandals today. I hate sandals.
• Does every Julia Roberts movie commercial have to show a gratiutous shot of that phony laugh of hers?
• has the "Salute Your Shorts" theme song in her head (and hopes now you do too).
• smells like cheese. a lot of it. sexy.
• FREE SPANISH LESSON SAY IT FAST.. TEN, GO, FREE, WHOLE, LESS, IN, ME, COOL, LOW .. AND YES ITS TRUE..
• thinks her life is too boring for twitter.
• gave a homeless man his change and managed to knock the cup out of his had while doing so. That was counterproductive.
• Thinks its interesting that fat people have fat friends and skinny people have skinny friends.