Some Status Updates Are Worth A Mention - 39

• finally have the new facebook. now can i have the old one back?

• You wanna know what's on my mind?? Where the hell did people learn how to drive??

• wonders: If work started on Tuesdays, would we hate Tuesdays as much as we hate Mondays?

• is hungry at an hour when she has absolutely no reasonable business eating.

• I love my new pedicure, my toenails are painted black. Like my heart.

• is getting caught up on life, and avoiding being caught up by the over-flowing DVR.

• trying to pick up pointers from the movie "hitch"

• is on hour 7 of sunday TV. almost as good as sunday funday.

• would like a bailout and a bonus. thank you.

• is going to try to clean his apartment. If you don't hear from him in 5 hours, call the police.

• Jackson Hole. That's what's on my mind, facebook.

• My parents bought sixteen beautiful acres and are building their dream home. I'm getting a pet zebra up there. Yes, seriously.