Some Status Updates Are Worth A Mention - 40

• I forgot to make tonight's coffee a decaf. See you all for the next 5 hours.

• Was thinking of arguing with my girlfriend via Twitter but we don't like to fight in public.

• wants to know how so many people can attend a parade on a work day

• It's St Patricks day, I'm Irish and no one is saying anything to me.. is the black throwing you off?

• why does going to butter seem like a great idea on a monday night and the worst idea on tuesday morning?

• thinks this whole being a responsible adult thing is overrated.. i should be pretending to be irish at a bar crawl somewhere, yet im dead sober and at work..

• New Jersey. At least we're not Delaware...

• thinks its extra cool to be a redhead today ;)

• “If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”