Some Status Update Are Worth A Mention - 56

• Out of the dentist chair and listening to Mariah. She has never sounded better. I guess that happens after sitting in the dentist chair for 30 minutes for a filling and then spitting up blood in the parking lot.
• Would someone please remind Mother Nature it is spring NOT winter? I don't think she got my message......
• is moving and shaking, all while sitting in his chair.
• is regretting staying up till 2 to catch up on the DVR.
• you know by tattling on your friends, you're really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you're just telling them that you're a tattletale. Now is that the tale you want to tell?
• rode a fancy new, very blue PATH car this morning.
• Sabrina, don't just look at it...eat it.
• Hopes the Navy wipes out the rest of those other pirates, too
• is it true; that if you don't use it, you lose it ?
• Why does the bee in the Nasonex commercial not have wings? How is it floating around?
• is a niche vampire: only drinks Christ's blood.
• is not amused by the following phrase, "Welcome aboard. We have a very full flight.".
• is LOVING all the great dating stories! Keep them coming: ZSpot@IHaveZlataThoughts.co
• Note to self: Next time you host a holiday at your house take the next day off and book the cleaning lady for the day after that. Repeat: TAKE THE NEXT DAY OFF.
• oh Monday why do we have such a hateful relationship?