- wants you to understand: if you can see me, I can probably hear you...
- sometimes sees the ubiquitous LA fruit carts and mistakenly thinks that they will have buttered, hard rolls and coffee ala NYC.
- had a tragic neti-potting accident this morning.
- is always taken aback by the audacity of fellow travelers engaging in phone conversations FROM AN AIRPORT BATHROOM. How little must they respect the person on the phone?
- I wanna date a girl who has, minimum, 1000 facebook photos!
- is wondering if six pairs of shoes for a four day trip to San Fran is enough?!?
- if your belt holds up your pants, but your belt loops hold up your belt, whose the REAL hero??
- knew this girl who worked at the sperm bank. She got fired for drinking on the job.
- is planning a sequel to the hit TV show "LOST"...it's going to be called "FOUND" and star Gary Coleman.
April 15, 2009
Some Status Updates Are Worth A Mention - 56
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@1000 fb photo person - i'm 948 photos and climbin, baby.
ReplyDelete@Ricebird -- Do I smell a Zingle Setup???
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