Some Status Updates Are Worth A Mention - 56

• wants you to understand: if you can see me, I can probably hear you...
• sometimes sees the ubiquitous LA fruit carts and mistakenly thinks that they will have buttered, hard rolls and coffee ala NYC.
• had a tragic neti-potting accident this morning.
• is always taken aback by the audacity of fellow travelers engaging in phone conversations FROM AN AIRPORT BATHROOM. How little must they respect the person on the phone?
• I wanna date a girl who has, minimum, 1000 facebook photos!
• is wondering if six pairs of shoes for a four day trip to San Fran is enough?!?
• if your belt holds up your pants, but your belt loops hold up your belt, whose the REAL hero??
• knew this girl who worked at the sperm bank. She got fired for drinking on the job.
• is planning a sequel to the hit TV show "LOST"...it's going to be called "FOUND" and star Gary Coleman.