Texts From Last Night .... dotcom

I completely forgot about this website, until someone commented on my blog: Texts From Last Night is a fun website where you can submit the texts you sent and/or received from your adventures out on the town.
As I said, I like to delete all my texts, so I feel better about myself in the morning -- but this is a super fun time! Enjoy!!! TextsFromLastNight

Here are some of my favorites!

(317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
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(310): it was a shit show
(917): We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
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(310): I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
(415): Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
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(303): I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
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(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
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(913): i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
(816): i think im in thre room next to you
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(602): OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
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(818): Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
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(203): Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
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(925): Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
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(546): Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
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(213): whats up tonight?
(408): Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
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(248): is swine flu sexually transmttd?
(313): Ha no, why?
(248): sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
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(919): I need help removing her.
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(202): Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
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(415): Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
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(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
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(870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?
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(317): I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
(317): And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
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(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
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