May 6, 2009

Today's TFLN Features

(731): I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musketeers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
(601): Talk to you next week
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(458): I just saw the asian versions of us.
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(721): That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
(703): omg, i know.
(721): we're too high.
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(502): Dude, just got a bummer. (1-502): What?? (502): A blow job from a homeless chick.
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(312): Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
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(860): oh good, I think they're gone
(215): the painters?
(860): my herpes
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(405): I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
(1-405): Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
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