(602): Duck Duck Cougar?
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(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom
(724): wtf?
(412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
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(812): so... how was it???
(317): he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
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(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom
(724): wtf?
(412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
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(812): so... how was it???
(317): he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
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(516): the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
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(516): the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
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(415): just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
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(949): either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
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(212): btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
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(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
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(312): sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
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(478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
(410): Sounds like a really classy character....
(478): He is classy. It was argyle.
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(832): New invention idea: vibrating tampons
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(507): Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
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(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
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(312): sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
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(478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
(410): Sounds like a really classy character....
(478): He is classy. It was argyle.
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(832): New invention idea: vibrating tampons
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(507): Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
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