Some Status Update Are Worth A Mention - 77

• thinks seeing kids in restaurants is a highly effective form of birth control.
• Parents really freak out when you take off your shirt and jump in the children's fountain at the park with their kids
• is spending her day off dreaming of two things. 1) a vacation and 2) Antonio Sabato Jr.
• Forget healthcare, just paid $81 for drycleaning. Drycleaning free and for all!
• Tried to become Jason Stackhouse at the gym. can't move my arms.
• doesn't know what's a more heinous crime - dogfighting or being affiliated with the Philadelphia Eagles. Whammy!
• two weeks out of the dealership and some bitch drives into my car at 40mph! Ain't life grand...