August 17, 2010

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention: 158

Sean-Patrick M. Hillman has just concluded that everyone is out of there minds...except me.

Melissa McQuilkin Your liver is so black and shriveled and dead that if you put your ear next to it you'd hear it say, 'Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?'.. the Hoff got buuuurned lol

Anthony Crupi Braille is the only language that becomes incomprehensible as soon as you put on a pair of oven mitts.

William Tregidgo ‎737 plane crashes in Columbia. Only one person dies. People always say you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than getting in a plane crash...but what are the chances of both happening at the same time?

Ethan Oster Oh my god Brett Favre has landed in MN, everyone stop what your doing so we can watch Brett cry about how he is coming back. ESPN please kill yourself for showing us a overhead shot of Favre leaving the plane to get in a car.

Laura Ianuzzi Should probably flip and tan my back but it's too much effort

Jamie DiTringo ‎"the other guys" was very funny. go see it if you like to laugh and have a soul for laughter. laugh like a clown.

Stephanie Somogyi Miller And then the doctor said, "there THEY are!" Ken and I are so excited to welcome the Miller twins Feb 2011! Oh boy.

Jared Kahn Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, then it's not the end.

Laura Schreffler is in the Bermuda triangle of retardation

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