Rick Dobbs Having a toddler is like having a happy, retarded puppy with a death wish and it's your job to stop them from killing themselves.
Rich Dabrowski just heard a commercial for freshballs.com, yes fresh balls, if it works it could be the single most important breakthrough of this century
The Body Logic is so hungry for lunch that we could taste everything AND eat everything. But really, we're just going to enjoy our ahi tuna salad. Take that, Bethenny Frankel.
Jimmy Groh wearing the pants bought the day Bea Arthur died. Sadly I do not have the appropriate slouch boots or billowy top to go with them
Viktoriya Zilberman Parking
cops....you are all a pathetic bunch of loser assholes. Go do something
better with your lives than ticketing people who parked in front of
their own house! I hope your mothers are proud
Becky Pestana I'd like to thank my beautiful husband for getting me GPS in my car. One less reason to use my brain, and I like that! I think my demise started with spell check and spiraled from there..
Adrianna Giuliani Dear online media outlets: when the headline is as horrible as "Facebook Hit List Leads to 3 Teen Murders" you can remove the "Like" button next to the article
Bryce Gruber due to new technology, called "email," i will no longer be checking voicemail.
Brian Safchik I get it, they're building a mosque right next to ground zero and no one likes it!! There has been a mosque 4 blocks away from there for over 40 years. I think it's time we move on...
Frank J Castillo What's the youngest a person can die of old age
John Skelton I'm so gay, even my polars are bi. wocka wocka.
John Skelton MTV would do themselves a favor if the had a celebrity death match between Danielle Staub and Theresa. With Snookie as the referee.
Anthony Crupi The saddest thing about the death of newspapers is that hamsters will have nothing to shit on
Trevor Schneider Come to MySpace and I will Twitter your Yahoo and Google on your Facebook!
Ben Schwartz Was nervous about speaking at a nudist colony today, so I tried to picture them all with their clothes on.
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