September 3, 2010

Florida Public Sex Couple Gets Busted By Captain Weiner

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An extremely good looking couple (see photos) Matthew Rayfield and Diane Orosz, were romping behind an empty house in Pompano Beach Tuesday afternoon.  Since the back of the property is adjacent to the Intercoastal Waterway, boats passed by continuously and witnessed the incident.

So what happened?  The riders of their respective vessels complained and Captain Wiener came to the rescue!  The officer reported seeing Rayfield, 43, with a “full penile erection” and Orosz, 47, “leaning over forward with her vagina exposed.  When confronted, the pair said simultaneously that they were “celebrating their anniversary.”

How romantic.  The couple was charged with disorderly conduct and indecent behavior.

I hope my boyfriend takes me behind an old vacant house and shags me in the backyard for passersby enjoyment one day.  That would be the ultimate in romantic gestures.