Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Lauren Friedman Wexler Another good quote of the day... "Mrs. Wexler, what's your last name?"

JohnBart Skelton Dear Couldy Day, thank you SO much for making me eat a plate of stuffed shells at 10:54 in the morning.

Anthony Crupi Good thing they decided to call them “Honey Nut Cheerios” and not “Teeny Tiny Buttholes Made of Oats.” #marketing

Steve Salotti has finally had a breakthrough in deciphering the meaning behind Kesha's latest single

Lauryn Kahn Story: Sushi in my mouth. The end.

Jersey Doesn't Stink Friday the 13th was filmed in Blairstown, NJ. That makes Jason a Jerseyan, and therefore more awesome than Freddy Krueger.

Tarik Trad I have a friend who goes to the gym "religiously." Apparently, it brings her closer to "God I look great."

Laura Leu After killing four plants in two weeks, it's official: I'm a botanicidal maniac.

Shilamida Kupershteyn Couples that walk through the supermarket holding hands at 1030 make me wanna vomit

Megan Severs is going as a peanut allergy for halloween.

Anthony Crupi Tough times for Jeff Zucker and Courtney Cox. Perhaps they could rebound in tandem ... Step aside, Brangelina, it's time for CoxZucker! #ducksthrownshoe

Anthony Crupi ♫ If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. ♪ #clapclapclap

Mark Mario Macias Has a suggestion for the Mom trying to control her 2 yr old throwing a temper tantrum on the street. Put peanut butter in his mouth.

Olivia Bespalko The woman next to me on the bus won't stop eating......First a yogurt, followed by a huge apple and now she's started on some sort of chewy bar! I can't wait to see what's next on the menu!

Jane DeSanto Williams would like someone to please bring ear plugs and and a stiff drink to her house please.... autumn started playing the trombone in school today........

Todd Thomassen You could sit in the Dr office for three hours waiting to be seen but if you show up at 4:46 for a 4:45 appointment apparently you are late and the Dr has already left for the day. Sorry john the front desk guy but u were the only one around to scream at

Doug Zayat ‎"Wow you look great!" is just a polite way of saying you were fat and ugly the last time I saw you.