Recipe: Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies!

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Directions:

• Sample the Cuervo to check quality..
• Take a large bowl,
• Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
• Pour one level cup and drink.
• Turn on the electric mixer.
• Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
• Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again.
• At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
• Turn off the mixerer thingy.
• Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
• Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
• Mix on the turner.
• If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
• Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
• Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves  a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
• Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
• Add one table.
• Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can  find.
• Greash the oven.
• Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
  over.
• Don't forget to beat off the turner.
• Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

ENJOY!