December 21, 2010

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

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Jodi Lipper  really hates what Steve Harvey has done to my favorite game show.

Lisa Beck Rosenberg posted her first status update in 4 months.  If I was a guidance counselor, I would NEVER let any of my students apply to RUTGERS.........

Rachel Wallins  The bad news: spilled a full cup of coffee on myself first thing this morning. The good news: Ann Taylor Loft is literally across the street. Hello, new outfit!

Ben Schwartz  I'm putting the divorce papers in an ENORMOUS beautifully wrapped box in the driveway so my wife thinks I got her a new car.

AJ Jacobs  My wife's cold just went viral!

Dayna Emolo  its sort of like NJtransit knew I needed to be at work early today so they made the train 40 min late

Jesus Martinez  my life is one big miserbable office christmas party.

Yelena Blyumberg  Allan Finn decides to clean...  Q: What does he do for 2 hours??  A: Organizes the magnets on the fridge...

Joel Solomon  Who at 30 Rock wrote the cross-dressing Black Swan bit? I need to write them a thank you note on behalf of the hardest laugh I’ve had all year.

Laura Heywood  In 2005, I shook Howard Stern's hand at Sirius' One Million Subscriber party. Tonight, Paul McCartney plays a special concert to celebrate our 20,000,000th. It's a pretty awesome life I lead...!

Jennifer Caluri  Dear Santa, I am willing to remove the request for a tummy tuck with no scars off my list (unreasonable request) but if you dont get me a job I am going to kick your fat ass back to the North Pole

JohnBart Skelton  Freezing outside at 5:40am. Yet I still have the hairy set to get an iced coffee.

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