January 3, 2011
Bryce Gruber Is it weird that I totally want to go on a cruise so I can eat at buffets with old people and feel the ocean rocking me to sleep?
Andrew Goldstein lets start off 2011 as mean as possible: Doctors set to amputate part of Zsa Zsa Gabor's leg. At this rate, by March she'll just be known as Zsa Gabor.
Brian Malina Hey douche, thanks for hitting my car overnight and bailing. Real classy.
Pearse Connolly Wow...the merrys & the happys are all over for now...thank fu(k we can stop pretending to like each other.
Laura Michele Pretty sure Bruno Mars "Grenade" is easily the WORST song of 2010. Good riddance..I mean, who can honestly say the word 'grenade' these days & not think of the latter??
Courtney Richardson Who's the jackass that didn't know about the delayed opening and is at school already?!? I'm just that ambitious in 2011...
Colleen Krenzer About 3 caffeinated beverages away from being able to handle the 7 kids singing Jingle Bells repeatedly at the next table.
Claudia Duque Morning dog walk temperature check: F@#king freezing!
Mark Marino just heard Kim Kardashian's new single and she is no Kim Zolciak
Suzanne Lyons Apparently my dog's goal for tonight is to literally fart me out of my own room.
Laura Leu I cancelled my Friendster account today, which means I fulfilled my New Year's resolution...from 2006.
Oksana Magg just told ATT that I might as well switch to Verizon if they don't give me an early upgrade..lets just say I am getting my iphone 4 after work! HAHHAHA :) 1 for Oksana; 0 for ATT!
JohnBart Skelton Honest opinion? If dealing with me for you is optional......save yourself now and OPT OUT. This whole not-smoking thing is going to leave a trail of collateral damage down the highway of my own recovery.
Anthony Crupi My apartment isn’t nearly swanky enough for a Clue murder. It’d be all, “Some chick named Donna, with a toilet brush, in the walk-in closet I call my bedroom.”
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