January 5, 2011
Lindsay Ressler I heard Miley Cyrus' past song "Party in the U.S.A." Then I thought to myself, "Miley needs another hit..." Zinggggg!
Jaclyn Albanese mouthed to a woman on the path this morning that her fly was down...she thanked me.
JohnBart Skelton 2 Most Immediate Goals: Quit smoking (cigarettes) and get skinny. Skinny enough to use a tape worm as a belt.
Rachel Wallins Waiting for my parents to wake up in Idaho and let me know they won the MegaMillions.
Anthony Crupi Was going to post a joke about Baby Jesus starring in a Top Gun sequel and Kenny Loggins singing about the "Highway to the MANGER Zone," but Christmas is over, it really isn't funny and now I hate myself. :(
Jason Adams ...so I kinda won Mega Millions. I won $3. A draw indeed, New York Lottery, a draw indeed…
CariDee English I didn't wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy but I definitely felt puffy
Anthony Crupi I get so pissed when I see an able-bodied driver parking in a handicapped space. Which is weird because I can't stand people in wheelchairs.
Shilamida Kupershteyn Just wondering how these girls on 16 and pregnant have the money to get fake nails done and highlights?
Jordan Fabi According to my adviser at MSU, I'll graduate Fall of 2012 - which means I'll have a Bachelor's Degree and teacher certification for about a week before the world ends. God damn Mayans, I can't catch a break.
Kristin Salvi Edson is flattered that my husband thinks I fit into junior size jeans, but honey my butt and hips are just not the same anymore since popping 2 kids out
Emily Benak watching spanish soaps while the oil is getting changed in my car. so intense!
Lauryn Kahn Montell Williams was caught carrying a "marijuana pipe" going through airport security. Guess his buddy Sylvia Browne couldn't predict that one for him
Brian John Kniffel Why is single nostril congestion twice as annoying as dual nostril congestion?
Ben Schwartz If Abraham Lincoln was here today he'd probably say- "Where the hell am I? Is this the future? What the fuck is Facebook?"
Saved By The Bell Mr. Belding:" Screech, you can't elope."
Screech: "Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?"
HERO OF THE DAY - Mark Pinajian At 5:15am this morning when most were sleeping, myself along with another officer, successfully delivered a baby boy in the back seat of a taxi cab on the side of the road. The ambulance arrived and transported the mother and baby. Both were doing great when I left the hospital. Overpaid some say??? This is the job and the reason I love it. Just remember you may end up in the backseat of car like this one day...
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