January 6, 2011
Nick Hargus Look, I understand that you are super jacked up about the new Kindle you got for Christmas and that you have made a resolution to read more this year, but I dont think that warrants reading whilst walking down crowded hallways. Please stop.
Colleen Krenzer Dear Fellow Pedestrian: You waited to cross the street by a big puddle. You saw the double decker bus coming. Exactly what part of why you got soaked was the surprise? XOXO - Part of the group that moved back from the corner.
Janine Recchione My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave! ;)
Jared Kahn Ctrl + Alt + Delete, select "Bullshit", End Task...here's to 2011
Sampson Leigh Heard Snooki's book is a great thing to crack open just before bedtime, just like its author. It only costs $24.99; oh, wait, that's Snooki's price.
Frank J Castillo You can steal my status updates if you like, but I lick every single one before I post them.
Howard Levy I'm actually looking forward to the premiere of Jersey Shore tomorrow night. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Seth Broman how come no one ever makes fun of pat sajak for being orange?
Frank J Castillo thinks spell check is for the week!!
Noelle Robillard this week i learned where to *not* walk when icicles are melting/falling off buildings
JohnBart Skelton Dear Andy Cohen....please drop dead. And get that cross eyed thing fixed before you do. God don't like ugly.
Frank J Castillo will consider running a half-marathon the first time I see someone smiling while doing it.
Michelle Burgos Weintraub If loving cupcakes is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Anthony Crupi If you ask me, there’s just no comparison between Kate Middleton and Princess Diana. I mean, one’s a pretty hot girl for an English chick and the other’s a smashed-up skeleton.
ANONYMOUS TMI STATUS UPDATE OF THE DAY
- welcome aunt flo how nice of u to show up with no invite !
No comments:
Post a Comment
Thanks for your ThoughtZ!