January 7, 2011

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

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January 7, 2011

Brian John Kniffel  I've been practicing sleeping my entire life. It's infuriating that I still do it wrong sometimes.

Candy Washington  debating on whether to be productive, destructive, or somewhere in between tonight...

Jimmy Vanegas  So if am eating lunch ad you are at the next table must you really smoke? You rude A holes!!!! At least wait till I finish eating!!!

Anthony Crupi  Any product bearing the label “As Seen On TV” presupposes that you watch some seriously terrible fucking TV.

Jay Allen  Old Chinese proverb: Man who walks swiftly through airport turnstile is going to Bangcock..

Melissa McQuilkin  just joined YouFit gym! lookin forward to going....YouFat has not been a good look for me :/

Jennifer Caluri  Facebook makes irrelevant people feel relevant

Rich Dabrowski  Dear Directv, im a fancy man and it does not make me happy when the 3d and HD channels are out because of snow..what am I to watch standard def like a commoner?

Kevin GondresRemember: Nothing changes if nothing changes.

Roland Brian Alonzi  I TIVO'd Jersey Shore, and I was avoiding reading comments here. Then I thought, what the hell for? What, someone is going to SPOIL the show? I'm gonna read a comment and say, WHAT??? They called cabs to go to a bar, danced and drank, came home and there was a fight? GET THE F OUT!

Danny Shawn  I just tried to lock my refrigerator with my car key

Frank J Castillo  thinks the world would be a lot more fun if people screamed whenever they yawned.

Viktoriya Zilberman  kevin bacon, and notorious P.I.G who's names? yep, our two pig patients (she is a veterinarian and that’s why this is funny.)

Anonymous “Like, why would this be your Facebook Status Update” of the Day:

Just found out a close neighbor that I've known for years passed away Wed. Very bumbed!!

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