Blog-Worthy Facebook Status Updates: January 20, 2011
Vera SweeneyYou know you are failing at your diet when your body is telling you to crumble sugar cookies all over your unsweetened applesauce... must. get. away. from. those. cookies....
Jordan Fabi Dear fellow MSU student, you're a douche-bag. Not only do you blatantly litter, but then you laugh at me when you leave your parking spot because you know I'm either going to run over your bottles and risk getting a flat tire, or get out of my car to throw your trash out. Why couldn't you just throw it away when you got back to your house? Ignorant, lazy piece of shit.
Andrew Goldstein Dude accused of farting at a party stabs 4, kills 1. Not a lawyer but Im guessing the only appropriate punishment here would be the gas chamber.
Erin O'Neill mosquitos 47, erin 0.
JohnBart Skelton Just in case anyone is wondering, One should never have more than 15 gin&tonics in one night.
Dayna Emolo love paypal. but what i love most about it is that i know my dads password! haha thanks dad!
Rich Dabrowski Kudos to Betty White for wearing one of my diamond hearts on fox news yesterday. I found my target audience.. 80 year old female comedians!
Shawn Bado I just walked by a guy on his android phone screaming "I don't have a computer and haven't been able to check my email for 4 days!"
Nina Christensen "if you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."
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