October 19, 2011

BREAKING "NEWS": Ronnie and Sammi Split...For Good

BREAKING NEWS, PEOPLE: Ronnie and Sammi split up, again.  For real this time.  No, I'm serious, for real.  They might be doing good so far this season, but it's over. She hates him; he hates her. Leave me alone. Come back here. Go away. Smush me? Cuddle time. Love you. Get out of my face. Stop it, I want to be with you. It's not going to work. Yes, it will. Love me. I can't. Please? No.