October 18, 2011

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention


I'm reaching out to anyone with the RUSTIEST of nails..............I have two VERY HUNGRY eye sockets that could use them. STAT. My book just ran out of batteries. Contagion.. Every time someone coughs I get a little nervous If you're using "We'll get people to like our page" as your marketing strategy, you are no longer allowed on the Internet. I think I have tweeter's block. After watching (and rewatching) that video of Shia LeBeouf getting beaten up on the streets of Vancouver, I'd like to retract any bad things I've ever said about Canada
Stop rushing my bday fb!! It's tomorrow :(
 ·  · 43 minutes ago near Hackensack ·