Santa's Beard Gets Caught - This is the kind of news we have here in South Florida

Last night, as I put down Mindy Kaling's new book, I turned on the news to see what was going down in South Florida.  Turns out, Santa had a little accident in the Palm Beach Gardens Mall.  Oh dear!

You see, in an effort to have Santa come into town in a creative fashion, the mall decided to have "Santa's Sidekick" rappel down from the third floor.  His beard ended up getting caught and hundreds of kids just looked up at Santa dangling from a rope.  

Can you even handle this?  My jaw continued to remain dropped as CBS's exclusive interview with the REAL Santa was broadcasted.

I mean, is this real life? A must see....