Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

Zhanna Zonis

‎20 minutes here, and I am already feeling nauseous from all the Christmas music... How did I ever survive this when I worked at the mall?! — at Willowbrook.

Colleen Krenzer

turns out, I won my age group in a race this past weekend. Unfortunately, the race organizers had me listed in the wrong age group and apparently there was another 92-year old woman faster than me.

Nancy Martira

I don't close my office door so that I can play music, I close the door so that I can sing along. Loudly.

Becky Pestana

I think when this divorce hoopla dies down Kris Humphries can look forward to a great career either as a spokesperson for evolution, or as the next Geico caveman.

Ben Mehl

The grown man in front of me with horrible sideburns keeps screaming "TOP ME OFF, SON!" to his friend pouring half and half into his coffee. That's normal.

Chris Huvane

What part of "reply all" don't you understand? For those of you with jobs, you'll understand. The former, I probably hate you.

Ed Verdel

Knock knock

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    David Kovalenko whos there
    

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    Ed Verdel daisy
    

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    David Kovalenko DAISY WHO?
    

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    Ed Verdel DAISY ME ROLLIN.....THEY HATIN.........

Jason Schwab

I don't know why, but I feel a certain comfort in remembering that New York City is just as stupid as Los Angeles.

New York Eliminates Horns on Taxis and Trash Cans in Subways

gawker.com

Public transportation in New York is about to get even better and demonstrably worse all at the same time. While the TLC is cutting down on cabbies honking their horns, the MTA is ditching the trash cans in subway stops.