November 30, 2011

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention


Ben Schwartz
Dear Diary, why do you never write me back?
Mathew Reiffe
awkward moment...Vanessa Carlton song starts playing on my pandora and there's Vanessa Carlton standing at my office doorway lol

How many Christmas songs is the jewish Elvis going to sing at the tree?
Erica Lazarus
Wondering who is more upset about Perry Lazarus's flight being delayed from Houston - me or ZZ Top who is sitting in first class
Stacey Pearo
The early bird doesn't get the hangover!!!!
Darryl Gudmundson
Catch me solving mysteries like Wikipedia Brown.
Daniel Modell
It's definitely time to go to sleep when all the European people I follow on Twitter start saying good morning.
Zhanna Zonis
America's Supernanny series - makes my son look like a very well-behaved child, makes my husband look like a model spouse, and makes me look like I actually know what I'm doing around here... Who knew that this show would be so good for my self esteem?! :)
JohnBart Skelton
I don't get it. WHY are roaches SO BIG in the city, and the city only?!? Do they have a New York state of mine or something? I just saw one by our bathroom that was literally 2.5 inches long. I had a real boy (not made for tv like me) go kill it.

Jason Schwab
I honestly don't see the difference between slaughtering a cow and slaughtering a horse. It's all slaughter to me. My main question is (and here's where I lose the animal rights people): does horse even taste good?

Horses could soon be slaughtered for meat in US
news.yahoo.com
Horses could soon be butchered in the U.S. for human consumption after Congress quietly lifted a 5-year-old ban on funding horse meat inspections, and activists say slaughterhouses could be up and running in as little as a month.

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