Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Karina Alvela

Don't send me your resume if: 1) Your email address is xxnatxx@aim.com 2) If you tell me "Please write, call or text me, if you have a spot available for me." TEXT? Really?

Anthony Iozzia

I am looking forward to all the FB Status updates on Jersey Shore more than the actual show. I am in the background of tonight's episode.

Jennifer Caluri

It is Jan 5...is it really necessary to have the a/c on in the office?

Christian Concepcion

Today marks my 3rd year with Kimpton Hotels. I loved the generic "thank you" card.

Kurt Stradtman

I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I had time to jump in front of a bullet, then you have time to move.

Masha Lirovich

Will the real father of my baby please stand up? Please stand up.. My baby daddy (John Frantser) doesn't believe the baby looks like him. Maury Show?

Jessica Ben-Ari

I will never be good at smiling at people on the street. Stop it, neighbors.

Trisha Tobin Danze

For my husband Jeff Danze...In honor of your birthday, I will take a shower. Then, tonight I we will do the one thing I know you've been waiting months for. Watch a new episode of Jersey Shore. Love you and Happy Birthday!

Zhanna Zonis

Do you know anyone who's been driving around with an expired driver license for the last 7 months, and didn't even know it?! Now you do! :)

Sarah Ferlanti

I am pretty sure it's not normal to be this heart broken over Justin Timberlake's engagement

Jennifer Caluri

overdosed in spin class today, thank goodness it was a virtual one

Kurt Stradtman

The reason they don't make B size batteries is because it would make people think you were studdering. "Can I have a B-Battery?" "Yeah, what size?" "A B-Battery." "Yeah, what size dammit?

Skeery Jones

I'm not very good at finishing what I s

Ari Bernstein

Peeve of mine: people who type Gluck instead of good luck. A Gluck to me sounds like a choking chicken trying to talk.

Brett Zaccardi

People in San Francisco are so nice. Especially in the men's steam room of the Intercontinental Hotel... What a town.

Sam Leigh

is all about an Arsenio Hall comeback.

Darryl Gudmundson

I probably would've done the same.

Man Stabbed Due to Not Knowing of Beyonce & Jay-Z's Marriage

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A fight over a music video led to a Garfield Heights man being stabbed outside a Parma apartment on New Year Eve.

Daniel Modell

Says WHO?!