Hey Fellas, here's a bit of advice. If your lady friend breaks up with you, it is not a good move to call her every five minutes, leave a long rambling message about how she needs to listen to your five plus messages and call you back. It's also a bad idea to call her a few expletives and then say "I love you". It's just not proper protocol. Also, try not to do it on a train, as this makes other innocent passengers uncomfortable. You're welcome.
You know who I better not see at the Giants Victory Parade tomorrow? Anyone who complained about Occupy Wall Street. Specifically those of you "concerned" about the costs to the city of New York for police presence, security and cleanup.
HEY RUTGERS B&N: You have got to be OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN' MIND if you think I'll pay NINE-HUNDRED DOLLARS for a "custom Rutgers PhD regalia meant to be worn through multiple ceremonies." Multiple ceremonies??? What's "multiple ceremonies?" Like going home and playing dress-up with my dog?? Give me your "standard retainable regalia, meant for one-time use" instead - I'm totally fine with that.