April 25, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention

You people made me laugh today:

Alexis Tirado took a photo with Instagram.
Uh yeah, my arms are bigger than @RealWizKhalifa's leg. @ MTV Newsroomhttp://instagr.am/p/J2ykpPPzGs/

I honked my horn purely out of rage rather then for fear of dying for the first time today. Felt exhilarating!

Cocktail parties can teach us something besides how horrible those shoes look on that girl in the red dress. http://t.co/J0WVpzXZ

Not enough horror movies take place on school buses.

Comedians: you are at your absolute funniest when trying to be deep and meaningful photographers on Instagram. #sadclowns

You people need to learn grammar, spelling and punctuation:

Taking Zev to Sam Ash again I just fall for my kids tricks what to do?....

Ppl really need to start thinking abt others and stoping doing things that only benefit themselves...