May 1, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention





You people made me laugh today:


No need to hang out with u this weekend. I can just sip a beer and look at ur instagram. Ur way less annoying that way.

Is anyone else concerned that Octomom may appear naked ANYWHERE?!?!?! YIKES.

In the time that Jessica Simpson got married, divorced, engaged again, pregnant and delivered a baby my relationship status and parenthood status have all remained the same. FML.

Is the "Step Up: Revolution" trailer blowing everyone else's minds!?! It's the ONLY MOVIE worth seeing this July!

Just stop it already. When someone changes course completely it's a 180, not a 360.

Naked girl in a tree in Washington Square Park. Performance art or "normal" NYC sighting? Hmmm