May 2, 2012

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention


You people made me laugh today:


so the dalai lama walked into a pizza shop and said, "can you make me one with everything?"

Whenever I hear "Stop in the Name of Love," I'm reminded of how I got in trouble for singing it aloud during an IQ test as a kid.

Got this text; no idea who it's from: "Our sleeping son just rolled over, farted, smiled, stuck his FOOT IN HIS MOUTH and fell back asleep."

Just noticed all of the words of affirmation on my Halls wrapper. I mean, I'm glad that Halls wants me to 'Take charge and mean it', but seriously, when did this all happen?

If this Hooters opens up in Park Slope, do you think they will have room for strollers?